Sunday, December 07, 2003

Paris Hilton Video Turns Paraguay Into World's 3rd Richest Economy 

Demand for the Paris Hilton sex video
has lifted the struggling country of Paraguay into an economic powerhouse with which the rest of the world must reckon.

November alone saw gross domestic production in the South America country rise an astounding 1,000,000,000,000 percent. The video has caused Paraguay, ranked 128th in terms of economy production last year, to climb dramatically into third place on the world financial leaderboard, behind only the United States and Japan.

“We haven't seen this kind of a turnaround since the Rob Lowe video boosted the Turkish economy. Not even Burma enjoyed as much success following the Pamela-Tommy Lee tape,” said Roger Duwee, a leading analyst in the homemade porno sector.

Speaking on behalf of his fellow countrymen, Paraguayan President Nicanor Duarte remarked: “Hey, this is better than sitting on a stash of oil. That semi-talented chick turned our economy around overnight.

Chortler -- Paris Hilton Video Turns Paraguay Into World's 3rd Richest Economy

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