Friday, September 17, 2004
Paris Hilton Video Transcript
Just thought I'd post this for old times sake.
Paris Hilton: Ahhh. Ahhh.
Rick Salomon: Ohhh. Ohhh.
TV in background: I'm sorry [inaudible].
[Sounds of ball slappage]
RS: Ohhh. Your pussy.
------cut-------
PH (looking at camera): Hi [giggles].
RS: What do you say? I can see it. Come here. Uhhhh.
PH: I don't wanna do it this way.
RS: How do you wanna do it?
PH: This way.
RS: You're not gonna be able to see it good from there.
PH: Yeah I can.
RS: Here.
[Phone ringing.]
PH (crawling leftward): Give me that phone.
RS: Fuck your phone [inaudible].
PH: [Giggle] I can't turn it off.
RS: Fuckin' broo[inaudible] ...
PH: It's fuckin' Fred ... [dismissive chuckle] ... mmmmhhmm.
RS: Turn the other way sweetie, so I can see my cock going in there ... ohhhh ... ohhh ... mmm-ohhhhhhh ... oooooh-ahhh. ohhhh, yeah. uhhhhh.
PH: Mmmmmm.
RS: You want it in there or just [inaudible; word has distinctive "oo" sound] ...
PH: Ohh-oooh-oooh ...
RS: Mmmmm.
PH: Ahh.
RS: Ohhh. Ohhh. Ohhh.
(Penis slips out of vagina)
RS: I want you to get on top of me, face that way. So I can see how pretty you are.
PH: Ehhh-uhhh ... Ahhh.
RS: So you get to see what I get to see.
PH: Ahh. Hahh... Haaaaah.
RS: Nuh-uh, you gotta go straight up.
PH: Hee ... mmm. Eohhh. Eohhh.
RS (grumbly): Ohhhhhhhh ... Oh, look at that ... Oohhhh.
PH: Ah. Ahh. Ahhhh.
------- cut to blowjob view -------
TV (in background): Yo honey's shot! Proud African black man motherFUCKer!
PH: Ohhh. Mmm. [Sluuurrrp]
TV: Shit! [Laughter]
PH: Mmmm-mmm ...
TV: Call me Steve!
PH: [Quick slurp]
TV: Call me Todd! What's in a mothafuckin' name? 'Cause blame will make you forget shit. That's alright Caucasians, yo time is coming. [Laughter]
PH: Mmm-mmm.
TV: Look around. We ain't gonna use no whips. We just gonna knock y'all the FUCK out! Bowwww! [Uproarious laughter]
PH: Tee-hee.
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Paris Hilton: Ahhh. Ahhh.
Rick Salomon: Ohhh. Ohhh.
TV in background: I'm sorry [inaudible].
[Sounds of ball slappage]
RS: Ohhh. Your pussy.
------cut-------
PH (looking at camera): Hi [giggles].
RS: What do you say? I can see it. Come here. Uhhhh.
PH: I don't wanna do it this way.
RS: How do you wanna do it?
PH: This way.
RS: You're not gonna be able to see it good from there.
PH: Yeah I can.
RS: Here.
[Phone ringing.]
PH (crawling leftward): Give me that phone.
RS: Fuck your phone [inaudible].
PH: [Giggle] I can't turn it off.
RS: Fuckin' broo[inaudible] ...
PH: It's fuckin' Fred ... [dismissive chuckle] ... mmmmhhmm.
RS: Turn the other way sweetie, so I can see my cock going in there ... ohhhh ... ohhh ... mmm-ohhhhhhh ... oooooh-ahhh. ohhhh, yeah. uhhhhh.
PH: Mmmmmm.
RS: You want it in there or just [inaudible; word has distinctive "oo" sound] ...
PH: Ohh-oooh-oooh ...
RS: Mmmmm.
PH: Ahh.
RS: Ohhh. Ohhh. Ohhh.
(Penis slips out of vagina)
RS: I want you to get on top of me, face that way. So I can see how pretty you are.
PH: Ehhh-uhhh ... Ahhh.
RS: So you get to see what I get to see.
PH: Ahh. Hahh... Haaaaah.
RS: Nuh-uh, you gotta go straight up.
PH: Hee ... mmm. Eohhh. Eohhh.
RS (grumbly): Ohhhhhhhh ... Oh, look at that ... Oohhhh.
PH: Ah. Ahh. Ahhhh.
------- cut to blowjob view -------
TV (in background): Yo honey's shot! Proud African black man motherFUCKer!
PH: Ohhh. Mmm. [Sluuurrrp]
TV: Shit! [Laughter]
PH: Mmmm-mmm ...
TV: Call me Steve!
PH: [Quick slurp]
TV: Call me Todd! What's in a mothafuckin' name? 'Cause blame will make you forget shit. That's alright Caucasians, yo time is coming. [Laughter]
PH: Mmm-mmm.
TV: Look around. We ain't gonna use no whips. We just gonna knock y'all the FUCK out! Bowwww! [Uproarious laughter]
PH: Tee-hee.
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